Michel de Montaigne Quote

"Each man calls barbarism whatever is not his own practice."
-Michel de Montaigne

Thomas Hobbes Leviathan Quote

"One man calls cruelty what another calls Justice."
-Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan

Romeo and Juliet- love cannot hit the mark

"If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark." 
-Mercutio 
Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare

Romeo and Juliet-prick love for pricking

Mercutio" 
"If love be rough with you, be rough with love." 
"Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.-"
-Romeo and Juliet 
by William Shakespeare

Christmas Chainsaw Massacre by Cinder Calhoun

"For unto us a tree was born she cried and no one heard her.  The only gifts
the wisemen brought were frankincense and murder.  He would choke this
spruce in a tinsel noose to celebrate the Yuletide but the tree you trim is the
victim of Evergreen Genocide.  Oh Tannenbaum, your life is gone.
Ohhhh...
You swear that you've been good all year on Santa's lap at Macys but with
all the trees you've butchered your just jolly John Wayne Gacys.  So place
those gifts beneath the tree you chopped down in the darkness.  Smell the
pinefresh Santa death as you decorate the carcass.  Drink your egg nog,
weild your ax you herbicidal maniacs.  Grab a spruce, raise a fir it's the
Christmas Chainsaw Massacre.  It's a Massacre.  It's a Massacre.  It's a
Massacre.  It's a Christmas Chainsaw Massacre."
-Christmas Chainsaw Massacre by Cinder Calhoun
Saturday Night Live

Basted in Blood by Cinder Calhoun and Sarah McLachlan

"We wrote a song for all the Turkeys' out there who are still celebrating Thanksgiving."
"It's called Basted in Blood."
"We gathered together for yams, beans, and cranberry sauce but have you given much
thought lately to the Turkey Holocaust.  Twenty million noble birds slaughtered every
Fall.  Ain't no difference between Hitler, Stalin and the folks at Butterball, Butterball.
So set your tables up America from Birmingham to Branson but when you carve up
that Turkey your a finger licking Charlie Manson.  Enjoy your Pumpkin Pie.  Your buttery
Idaho spuds.  Grandma's chestnut stuffing and a Turkey basted in blood, basted in blood,
basted in blood, enjoy your Turkey, enjoy your Turkey, basted in blood, basted in blood,
basted in blood, basted in blood, basted in blood, basted in blood, basted in blood."
-Basted in Blood by Cinder Calhoun and Sarah McLachlan
Saturday Night Live

L.Ron Hubbard, Montana, and the Blackfeet

"When the United States entered the First World War in 1917, Hubbard's father decided to re-enlist in the Navy. Ledora got a job with the State of Montana, and she and six-year-old Ron moved in with her parents, who had relocated to Helena. When the war ended, Hub decided to make a career in the Navy, and the Hubbard family was launched into the itinerant military life. Throughout his youth, he was fascinated by Shamans and magicians. As a boy in Montana, he says, he was made a blood brother to the Blackfoot Indians by an elderly medicine man named Old Tom Madfeathers. Hubbard claims that Old Tom would put on displays of magic by leaping fifteen feet high from a seated position and perching on the top of his teepee. Hubbard observes, "I learned long ago that man has his standards for credulity, and when reality clashes with these, he feels challenged."
-Going Clear Scientology, Hollywood, & the Prison of Belief
by Lawrence Wright

Parks and Recreation, Janet Snakehole & Bert Macklin in the bar

Janet Snakehole-"You think I haven't been around the world I've been everywhere darling. I'm a very wealthy woman. My husband's kept me in the finest clothes from Bergdorf-Goodman you see." 
Bert Macklin-"FREEZE FBI!"
Janet Snakehole-"No leave me alone!" 
Bert Macklin-"Hands in the air!" 
Janet Snakehole-"I didn't kill anybody and I didn't burn down the building either my sister did. Without it she would have been eaten by wolves!" 
Bert Macklin-"Nothing to see here."
-Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation, Janet Snakehole

Janet Snakehole-"Ring a ding, ding who's calling? Oh is it Janet Snakehole? Why yes it is and who is she calling for? Mr. Bert Macklin and I'll tell you another thing boss, villain there ya go your goin real fast and now who's this Sorry Charlie? This sad sack of potatoes."
Andy Dwyer-"Oh honey please I love you no offense but Bert Macklin died after the tenth shot of snake juice."
April Ludgate-"Okay sorry."
Andy Dwyer-"Mrs. Snakehole you think I'd let you get away that easily? Bert Macklin may be dead but I'm his brother Kip Hackman."
Kyle-"Why wouldn't you have the same last name?"
Andy Dwyer-"Shut up kyle. I know you boosted those paintings."
Janet Snakehole-"Maybe it was me but I'll never tell you where they are and you'll never have my body either!"
-Parks and Recreation