Basted in Blood by Cinder Calhoun and Sarah McLachlan

"We wrote a song for all the Turkeys' out there who are still celebrating Thanksgiving."
"It's called Basted in Blood."
"We gathered together for yams, beans, and cranberry sauce but have you given much
thought lately to the Turkey Holocaust.  Twenty million noble birds slaughtered every
Fall.  Ain't no difference between Hitler, Stalin and the folks at Butterball, Butterball.
So set your tables up America from Birmingham to Branson but when you carve up
that Turkey your a finger licking Charlie Manson.  Enjoy your Pumpkin Pie.  Your buttery
Idaho spuds.  Grandma's chestnut stuffing and a Turkey basted in blood, basted in blood,
basted in blood, enjoy your Turkey, enjoy your Turkey, basted in blood, basted in blood,
basted in blood, basted in blood, basted in blood, basted in blood, basted in blood."
-Basted in Blood by Cinder Calhoun and Sarah McLachlan
Saturday Night Live