Christmas Chainsaw Massacre by Cinder Calhoun

"For unto us a tree was born she cried and no one heard her.  The only gifts
the wisemen brought were frankincense and murder.  He would choke this
spruce in a tinsel noose to celebrate the Yuletide but the tree you trim is the
victim of Evergreen Genocide.  Oh Tannenbaum, your life is gone.
Ohhhh...
You swear that you've been good all year on Santa's lap at Macys but with
all the trees you've butchered your just jolly John Wayne Gacys.  So place
those gifts beneath the tree you chopped down in the darkness.  Smell the
pinefresh Santa death as you decorate the carcass.  Drink your egg nog,
weild your ax you herbicidal maniacs.  Grab a spruce, raise a fir it's the
Christmas Chainsaw Massacre.  It's a Massacre.  It's a Massacre.  It's a
Massacre.  It's a Christmas Chainsaw Massacre."
-Christmas Chainsaw Massacre by Cinder Calhoun
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