Janet Snakehole-"Ring a ding, ding who's calling? Oh is it Janet Snakehole? Why yes it is and who is she calling for? Mr. Bert Macklin and I'll tell you another thing boss, villain there ya go your goin real fast and now who's this Sorry Charlie? This sad sack of potatoes."
Andy Dwyer-"Oh honey please I love you no offense but Bert Macklin died after the tenth shot of snake juice."
April Ludgate-"Okay sorry."
Andy Dwyer-"Mrs. Snakehole you think I'd let you get away that easily? Bert Macklin may be dead but I'm his brother Kip Hackman."
Kyle-"Why wouldn't you have the same last name?"
Andy Dwyer-"Shut up kyle. I know you boosted those paintings."
Janet Snakehole-"Maybe it was me but I'll never tell you where they are and you'll never have my body either!"
-Parks and Recreation
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