Parks and Recreation, Janet Snakehole & Bert Macklin in the bar

Janet Snakehole-"You think I haven't been around the world I've been everywhere darling. I'm a very wealthy woman. My husband's kept me in the finest clothes from Bergdorf-Goodman you see." 
Bert Macklin-"FREEZE FBI!"
Janet Snakehole-"No leave me alone!" 
Bert Macklin-"Hands in the air!" 
Janet Snakehole-"I didn't kill anybody and I didn't burn down the building either my sister did. Without it she would have been eaten by wolves!" 
Bert Macklin-"Nothing to see here."
-Parks and Recreation