L.Ron Hubbard, Montana, and the Blackfeet

"When the United States entered the First World War in 1917, Hubbard's father decided to re-enlist in the Navy. Ledora got a job with the State of Montana, and she and six-year-old Ron moved in with her parents, who had relocated to Helena. When the war ended, Hub decided to make a career in the Navy, and the Hubbard family was launched into the itinerant military life. Throughout his youth, he was fascinated by Shamans and magicians. As a boy in Montana, he says, he was made a blood brother to the Blackfoot Indians by an elderly medicine man named Old Tom Madfeathers. Hubbard claims that Old Tom would put on displays of magic by leaping fifteen feet high from a seated position and perching on the top of his teepee. Hubbard observes, "I learned long ago that man has his standards for credulity, and when reality clashes with these, he feels challenged."
-Going Clear Scientology, Hollywood, & the Prison of Belief
by Lawrence Wright

Parks and Recreation, Janet Snakehole & Bert Macklin in the bar

Janet Snakehole-"You think I haven't been around the world I've been everywhere darling. I'm a very wealthy woman. My husband's kept me in the finest clothes from Bergdorf-Goodman you see." 
Bert Macklin-"FREEZE FBI!"
Janet Snakehole-"No leave me alone!" 
Bert Macklin-"Hands in the air!" 
Janet Snakehole-"I didn't kill anybody and I didn't burn down the building either my sister did. Without it she would have been eaten by wolves!" 
Bert Macklin-"Nothing to see here."
-Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation, Janet Snakehole

Janet Snakehole-"Ring a ding, ding who's calling? Oh is it Janet Snakehole? Why yes it is and who is she calling for? Mr. Bert Macklin and I'll tell you another thing boss, villain there ya go your goin real fast and now who's this Sorry Charlie? This sad sack of potatoes."
Andy Dwyer-"Oh honey please I love you no offense but Bert Macklin died after the tenth shot of snake juice."
April Ludgate-"Okay sorry."
Andy Dwyer-"Mrs. Snakehole you think I'd let you get away that easily? Bert Macklin may be dead but I'm his brother Kip Hackman."
Kyle-"Why wouldn't you have the same last name?"
Andy Dwyer-"Shut up kyle. I know you boosted those paintings."
Janet Snakehole-"Maybe it was me but I'll never tell you where they are and you'll never have my body either!"
-Parks and Recreation