Chris Rock Quote

"Workfare.  Welfare.  Is it fair?
I don't care!"
-Chris Rock

Winston Churchill Quote

"There are two kinds of problem drinkers. Those who drink too much and those who drink too little." 
-Winston Churchill

The Get Go's Quote

"Two in the Grassy Knoll."
"One in the Assey Hole."
-The Get Go's, The Shocker

Big Bang Theory Quote, Amy Farrah Fowler

"Happy Birthday to me."
"Happy Birthday to me."
"There's tears in the frosting."
"Happy Birthday to me."
-Amy Farrah Fowler, Big Bang Theory

Anchorman Quote

"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!"
-Ron Burgandy, Anchorman

Anchorman 2 Quote

"If I win the bet I want you to change your name to Jack Lame!"
-Ron Burgandy, Anchoman 2

Brockett 99 Quote

"Bring a case of beer for the family."
-Brockett 99