South Park Quote

Jimmy-"Wendy Stan said your a cunt.  Your a cunt.  Your a cunt.  Your a cunt."
Wendy-"Tell Stan I said to Fuck off!"
Jimmy-"Your a continuing source of inspiration."

Hot Rod

Rod-"Frank if I make this jump will you respect me?" 
Frank-"Not until you beat me in a fight you pathetic washout." 
-from the movie Hot Rod

Hot Rod

"Dad I wish you were here. We could grow mustaches together and you could tell me how much you respect me." 
-Andy Samberg, from the movie Hot Rod

"I believe that when the robots rise up ATMs' will lead the charge."

Howard Wolowitz-"Sheldon why do you have all these unopened paychecks in your desk?" 
Sheldon Cooper-"Because most of the things I plan to buy haven't been invented yet." 
Howard-"There must be thousands of dollars here what do you put in the bank?" 
Sheldon-"I don't trust banks. I believe that when the robots rise up ATMs' will lead the charge." 
-The Big Bang Theory

Glycol Ether

Sheldon Cooper-"Oh Amy's at the Dry cleaners. She's made a very amusing pun. I don't care for chloro ethylene and I don't like glycol ether. Get it? She doesn't like Glycol ether. Sounds like ether." 
-The Big Bang Theory