Stripes

Harold Ramis-"Hey can I take your last beer?"
Bill Murray-"No."
Harold Ramis-"We'll split it."
-from the movie Stripes

Ice Cube, Keep it Gangsta

"Beat you like Mommie Dearest with a clothes hanger.
Buzzin' like a bee cause I crave for the honey.
Shit, I brake down the world for the cabbage."
-Ice Cube, Keep it Gansta

Bad Girls

"Bad Girls. Talkin about the Sad Girls. Friday Night and the Strip is hot. 
Bad Girl. Your such a Sad Girl. Hey Mister I got what you want. Talkin about Bad, Bad, Girls." 
-Donna Summer, Bad Girls

William Blake quote

"Does the Eagle know what is in the pit?
Or wilt thou go ask the Mole?"
-William Blake

Conehead Love Lyrics Quote

"I don't want to hone my cone alone."
"You don't have to hone your cone alone."
"Could never hone my cone alone."
"You'll never have to hone your cone alone."
-Conehead Love, from soundtrack of the movie Coneheads

Kathy Griffin Quote

"Donna Summers once said the Lord should wash my mouth out with soap. Donna Summers. Who wrote Bad Girls." 
-Kathy Griffin, Kathy Griffin My Life on the D-List

Hesher Quote

"What is green and smells like pork at the same time?  Kermit the Frogs finger."
-Hesher, from the movie Hesher

Comedian Dennis Leary Quote

"That's the name of my new book Shut the Fuck up by Dr. Dennis Leary.  Doctor I.  Shut the Fuck up next.  He just told me to Shut the Fuck up and nobody ever told that before I feel so much better now."
-Comedian Dennis Leary

Big Bang Theory Quote

"Forgive me for asking a Stupid question but why are you Stupid?"
-Leonarad Hofstadter, Big Bang Theory

Don Burnstick Quote

"And I gave him so many rights he thought he was Treaty!"
-Don Burnstick

Brocket 99 Quote

"Fuckin goddamn Whitey produced fuckin commercials never come out
the right way."
-Brocket 99

Chris Rock Quote

"Workfare.  Welfare.  Is it fair?
I don't care!"
-Chris Rock

Winston Churchill Quote

"There are two kinds of problem drinkers. Those who drink too much and those who drink too little." 
-Winston Churchill

The Get Go's Quote

"Two in the Grassy Knoll."
"One in the Assey Hole."
-The Get Go's, The Shocker

Big Bang Theory Quote, Amy Farrah Fowler

"Happy Birthday to me."
"Happy Birthday to me."
"There's tears in the frosting."
"Happy Birthday to me."
-Amy Farrah Fowler, Big Bang Theory

Anchorman Quote

"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!"
-Ron Burgandy, Anchorman

Anchorman 2 Quote

"If I win the bet I want you to change your name to Jack Lame!"
-Ron Burgandy, Anchoman 2

Brockett 99 Quote

"Bring a case of beer for the family."
-Brockett 99

South Park Quote

Jimmy-"Wendy Stan said your a cunt.  Your a cunt.  Your a cunt.  Your a cunt."
Wendy-"Tell Stan I said to Fuck off!"
Jimmy-"Your a continuing source of inspiration."

Hot Rod

Rod-"Frank if I make this jump will you respect me?" 
Frank-"Not until you beat me in a fight you pathetic washout." 
-from the movie Hot Rod

Hot Rod

"Dad I wish you were here. We could grow mustaches together and you could tell me how much you respect me." 
-Andy Samberg, from the movie Hot Rod

"I believe that when the robots rise up ATMs' will lead the charge."

Howard Wolowitz-"Sheldon why do you have all these unopened paychecks in your desk?" 
Sheldon Cooper-"Because most of the things I plan to buy haven't been invented yet." 
Howard-"There must be thousands of dollars here what do you put in the bank?" 
Sheldon-"I don't trust banks. I believe that when the robots rise up ATMs' will lead the charge." 
-The Big Bang Theory

Glycol Ether

Sheldon Cooper-"Oh Amy's at the Dry cleaners. She's made a very amusing pun. I don't care for chloro ethylene and I don't like glycol ether. Get it? She doesn't like Glycol ether. Sounds like ether." 
-The Big Bang Theory